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Rung Gora Kerne Wali Cream
Added by: nabeel Urdu Funny Sms
Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai
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Dukandar: Haan hai
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Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.??
Added by: nabeel Urdu Funny Sms
Ye Baat Samajh Me Aayi Nahi
Added by: Bilal Khan Urdu Funny Sms
Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.
Added by: Bilal Khan Urdu Funny Sms
Kal Jab Milay Thay To
Added by: Bilal Khan Urdu Funny Sms
Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,
Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..
Added by: Bilal Khan Urdu Funny Sms
Teacher se pyar kerna
Added by: nabeel Urdu Funny Sms
Engineer: Kitna mushkil hai teacher se pyar karna
Friend: Kyon ???
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Engineer: 15 page ka love letter bheja tha
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Pagli ne assignment samajh ke sign kar k wapis kar diya..
Added by: nabeel Urdu Funny Sms
Aj kal ke generation
Added by: nabeel Urdu Funny Sms
New Generation
1 Aurat Ne 5 Saal Ke Bachche Ko Cigratte Peete Dekha To Bachche Se Kaha:
Kya Tumhare ParentsKo Maloom Hai Ki Tum Cigratte Peete Ho??
BACHHA: Dhuwan Chhodte Hue
Mohtarma ! Kya AapkeShohar Ko Maloom Hai Ki Aap Ek Gair MARD Se Baate Kar Rahi Hai...???.
Bachha Rocked Aunty Shocked
Added by: nabeel Urdu Funny Sms
Larkion ka aww
Added by: nabeel Urdu Funny Sms
Pakistan ka law aur larkion ka awww.
dono samaj se bahar hain
Added by: nabeel Urdu Funny Sms
Parathe Aur Pakore
Added by: Sharjeel Urdu Funny Sms
Parathoo se
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Pakoron tak ka safar...
Kesa ja raha hy?
Added by: Sharjeel Urdu Funny Sms
Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani
Added by: Sharjeel Urdu Funny Sms
After watching Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani, a boy said to his
father:
"Mein dorrna chahta hu, urna chahta hoon, girna bhi chahta
hoon, bus rukna nahi chahta!"
Father replied:
Yeh le mobile, temple run khel le!! :p
Added by: Sharjeel Urdu Funny Sms
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