Pakistan ke har gali mein 3 cheezain zaroor hote hai
Government bank ke employee
Jannat mein Fazal ur Rehman ko Angelina Jolie
Hoor ke tor per da de gye
Fazal ur rehman ne pocha ye kis naiki ke saza hai?
Jawab aya: ye Angelina Jolie ke gunnahon ke saza hai ;) :P
Aaj kal ke larkon ka hausla dekho,
Parros wali pinky toh baat karti nai
Aur Facebook per USA ke larkiyon ko
friend request send kar rahe hai :P ;)
Mere Number Par Ghour Karo K Yay Wohi Number Hai Naa
Jis Per SMS Karty Waqat MOUT Parti Hai. :P
Never say i failed 99 times,
say i discovered 99 ways which
causes failure.
by thomas edison
Moral: Besharam ho jana but apni
galti mat accept kerna
Customer: Agar mein aj check jama kerwao
to kitne din mein clear ho jaye ga?
Banker: Sir 3 din mein
Customer: Dono bank aik dorse ke samane hai
pir be itne dair lagy ge??
Banker: Sir tareeka to pura kerna perta hai
Ab ap agar qabaristan ja ker mar jaye to apke
ghar wale apko ghar laye ge ya wahein dafan ker de ge?
Customer: Lakh lanat tere masal per
Reality !!
Aaj Kal har shaks ko apni duniya
aur dusry ke aakhirat ki fikar hai :P
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