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Pakistan Ke Gali Mein

Pakistan ke har gali mein 3 cheezain zaroor hote hai

Beauty Parlour

Tutition waali baaji

Phaddon wali aunty :P ;)

Added by: nabeel Urdu Funny Sms

Slow typing

Government bank ke employee

itne slow typing kerte hai

button dhund dhun kar ke

kai baar toh button chilla deta hai

Main yaha hun bhai, Pehle line mein :P

Added by: nabeel Urdu Funny Sms

Gunnahon Ke Saza

Jannat mein Fazal ur Rehman ko Angelina Jolie

Hoor ke tor per da de gye

Fazal ur rehman ne pocha ye kis naiki ke saza hai?

Jawab aya: ye Angelina Jolie ke gunnahon ke saza hai ;) :P

Added by: nabeel Urdu Funny Sms

Larko Ka Housla

Aaj kal ke larkon ka hausla dekho,

Parros wali pinky toh baat karti nai

Aur Facebook per USA ke larkiyon ko

friend request send kar rahe hai :P ;)

Added by: nabeel Urdu Funny Sms

Mere Number Per

Mere Number Par Ghour Karo K Yay Wohi Number Hai Naa

Jis Per SMS Karty Waqat MOUT Parti Hai. :P

Added by: nabeel Urdu Funny Sms

99 Ways of Failure

Never say i failed 99 times,

say i discovered 99 ways which

causes failure.

by thomas edison

Moral: Besharam ho jana but apni

galti mat accept kerna

Added by: nabeel Urdu Funny Sms

Customer Tareeka to Pura

Customer: Agar mein aj check jama kerwao

to kitne din mein clear ho jaye ga?

Banker: Sir 3 din mein

Customer: Dono bank aik dorse ke samane hai

pir be itne dair lagy ge??

Banker: Sir tareeka to pura kerna perta hai

Ab ap agar qabaristan ja ker mar jaye to apke

ghar wale apko ghar laye ge ya wahein dafan ker de ge?

Customer: Lakh lanat tere masal per