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YE 3 cheezen hr tufaan ka muqabla ke sakti hain
Magar 1 cheez in sb ko khatam ker skti hai
aur wo hai
AMMA KE CHAPPAL :p
Aaj “Tom” & Jerry ki barsi hai…
un ke yaad me plz. Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 CARTOON ko zaroor send kerein…
Me ne Apna Farz Pura ker diy
A young boy Died, his mother Cried abi mere BACHE ne dikha hi kiy tha ,
Paros ke larki kaan me boli,
Don’t Worry Aunty!! Me ne sab kuch Dikha Diya Tha
1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy?
2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy.
1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya?
DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua
After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m
1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY?
1s
Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe
2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti…
Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga…
Sorry for late sms actually police arrested me for killing a girl..
i swear i didnt kill her..i just asked her will u marry me?
aur
woh khushi se marr gayi..
hansi ke liye ansu qurban,
khushi ke liye gum qurban,
dost ke liye jaan bhi qurban,
agar dost ki girlfriend mill jaye to dost bhi qurban..
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