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2 Indian Soldiers Capture A Pakistani
Added by: Bilal Khan Naughty Sms
2 indian soldiers capture a pakistani,
gave him a dice & said:
If u get 1,2,3,4,5,We will kill u.
Pakistani askd:
Aur agar 6 aya to?
Soldiers:
LUDO nahi kheli kya? Phir se chance milega..
Added by: Bilal Khan Naughty Sms
Psychology Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha
Added by: Bilal Khan Naughty Sms
Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.
Professor ne 1 Chuhe (Mouse) k liye 1 tarf CAKE
aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka. Is tarah kai
bar food-item badle magar
Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi
sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,
ho skta h wo uski BEHAN ho..!
Backbenchers Rockz
Added by: Bilal Khan Naughty Sms
You Know What COLLEGE Means
Added by: Bilal Khan Naughty Sms
You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.
Added by: Bilal Khan Naughty Sms
Apne Mobile Ko Facewash Lagakar
Added by: Bilal Khan Naughty Sms
Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!
Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!
Added by: Bilal Khan Naughty Sms
padosi se pyar
Added by: nabeel Naughty Sms
Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu
Baap: Thanks mere paise aur time dono bach gye.
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Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu! jo mummy rakh ke Gayi
Baap: nahiiiiiii
Added by: nabeel Naughty Sms
Subha Sawere Utha Karo
Added by: Bilal Khan Naughty Sms
Dada: Subha Sawere Utha
Karo, Is ke Bohot faide
Hain. Dekho Jo Chiryan
Subha Sawere Uth’ti Hain
Unko Keere Makore Khane
Ko Mil Jate Hain…
Pota: Or Jo Keere Makore
Subha Sawere Uth’te Hain
Unko Juldi Uthne Ki Saza
Bhi To Milti Hai…..
;-)
Added by: Bilal Khan Naughty Sms
Hamare Paros Wali Buddhi Aunty
Added by: Bilal Khan Naughty Sms
Hamare Paros Wali
Buddhi Aunty Mujhe
Bohot Tang Karti
Theen,,
Jab Bhi Kisi Ki
Shadi Hoti Wo Mere
Gaal Zor Sy Kheench
K Kehti AB TUMHARI
BAARI HAI
Phir Unho Ne Aisa
Karna Band Kar Diya
Pata Hai Q.??
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Jab Bhi Koi Mar Jata
To Main Un Ko Gaal
Kheench K Kehta,,
AB AAP KI BARI HAI
Added by: Bilal Khan Naughty Sms
Muhalay Ki Bachi
Added by: Sharjeel Naughty Sms
Bara dhukh hota hai jub muhalay ki bachi ghr aa kr sharmaty huay kehti hai
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Bahi 1 cola baraf ka dyna mehman ay hain.....:P
Added by: Sharjeel Naughty Sms
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