Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
What should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
Who is lucky lover in dis world?
A person loves a girl without proposing her,
finally he gets same girl as his wife in arranged marriage. !
Marriage is the only war in which you Sleep with the enemy
Doctor.. your husband needs rest and peace Here are some
Wife.. When must I give them to him
Doctor.. They are for you
Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver and wife is kidney.
If liver fails.. kidney fails.
If kidney fails. liver manages with other kidney
Wife.. Why are you home so early..
Husband.. My boss told me to go to hell.
2 Deafs Are Discussing Their Wives Using Sign Language..
1st .. Wht 2 Do When Your Wife Start Complaining ..
2nd ..I Stop Listning.
2nd .. I Turn
Off The Lights