Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k sth gya,par zakhmi ho k aya.
Ksi ne waja puchi to bola:
Barat me Dulhe k bap ne awaz lagai,”me munday da abba,kithe kuri da abba?”
Kuri ka baap utha or un dono ne aps me pagrian change kar li.
Phir 1 or admi ne awaz lagai,”me munde da chacha,kithay kuri da chacha?”
Uno ne kameez change kar li
Os k bad mujse raha na gya,mene kaha,me munde da YAR,kithay kuri da YAR?
Bus fair danday,sotay te jutian change hoiyan:
Jab mangni k bad lamby arsy tak
shadi nai ki jati
to faida kis ko hota he?
“LarkY ko ..?
“NO.
“Larki ko ..?
“NO.
“Mobile company ko”
Patni (Pati se): Tum to Kehte Thy
K Shaadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Khoob Pyaar Karoge.
.
Pati: Sorry Yaar! Mujhe Maalum Nahi Tha
K Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi…
Wishing you a happy marriage
and hoping that your
life together will be rich
in joy and love.
Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
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