Admi NAJOOMI se:
Meri shadi q nahi ho rahi?
NAJUMI:
Ab Qudrat ne teri qismat me dukh nahi likhe to me kiya karon
(-,-)/
<! ! HAPPY
_| \_UNMARRIED LIFE:
Beta:
ammi kya pasand ke shadi karny
sy ghar waly naraz hoty hain?
Maa:
tu yakenan kisi churail k chakar main hoga
or ye sub tujhy usi daayen ny kaha hoga,
ye aaj ke larkiyan to bus larkon ko phansany
main lagi rehti hain jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayen,
beta in sy bach k rehna ye bohat makkar
hote hain or inka to khandan bhe….
Beta:
ammi aisa kuch nahe wo to abou bata rahy thay
k ap dono ke pasand ke shadi thi.
Girl Boy on DATE in PRADO,
Mene tum se 1 Bat Chupai He
Girl:
konsi Bat?
Boy:
Im Married
Girl:
Tum ne To Dara Hi Diya,
Me Samji PRADO tumhari Nahi hai.
GirL Friend is fun,
&
Wife is gun.
GirL Friend is Light of Moon,
&
Wife is Month of June.
GirL Friend is Tooty Fruity
&
Wife is Kismat Phooti.
GirL Friend is Beauty,
&
Wife is duty.
Girl friend is pension
&
Wife is tension.
Girl friend is pataka,
&
Wife is syapa.
HappY Kunwara Life.
Beta:
ammi kya pasand ke shadi karny
sy ghar waly naraz hoty hain?
Maa:
tu yakenan kisi churail k chakar main hoga
or ye sub tujhy usi daayen ny kaha hoga,
ye aaj ke larkiyan to bus larkon ko phansany
main lagi rehti hain jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayen,
beta in sy bach k rehna ye bohat makkar
hote hain or inka to khandan bhe….
Beta:
ammi aisa kuch nahe wo to abou bata rahy thay
k ap dono ke pasand ke shadi thi.
Admi NAJOOMI se:
Meri shadi q nahi ho rahi?
NAJUMI:
Ab Qudrat ne teri qismat me dukh nahi likhe to me kiya karon
(-,-)/
<! ! HAPPY
_| \_UNMARRIED LIFE:
Pyaar k iss daur mein
Shadi ho lahore mein
Pyaari si ik biwi ho
Jaisay Rangeen Tv ho
Gol matol sey saalay hon
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon
Pyaari si ik saali ho
biwi k baad ghar wali ho
Pyaar k iss daur mein
shaadi ho lahore mein
I’ve got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: “You need to do something to spice up our love-making”.
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
“Why?” asked her husband. “You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion”, she replied.
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