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Become a GENIUS


How 2 become a GENIUS ?
*some text missing*
.
find the missing text &
surely youll become a GENIUS.



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Now simply read from bottom

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! dont even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?Im not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top

 



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Height Of Illiteracy

Height Of Illiteracy:

You Take A Blade
And
Write Your Lovers Name On Your Arm.
.
.
.
.
And
Make A Spelling Mistake.

 



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Interesting Confusions


Interesting Confusions

1. Can u cry under water?

2. Do fish ever get thirsty?

3. Why dont birds fall out of trees when they sleep?

4. What do u call a male lady bird?

5. Why is it called building when it’s already built?

6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?

7. If money doesnt grow on trees then why banks have branches?

8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?

9.Why doesnt glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!



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call me immediately

Where r u? what r u doing?
R u busy? How much busy?
Little or more?
If little, Y dont u call me?
If more busy, then who asked u 2 read this?
Dont smile, call me immediately.



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Molvi Sahab Jumme K Din HOOR Ki Tareef Bayan Kar Rahe The

Molvi Sahab Jumme K Din HOOR Ki Tareef Bayan Kar Rahe The,

K Hoor Aisi Hogi,

Hoor Wesi Hogi,

Jab Ziada Josh Aaya To Farmaya,

“Yaar ab aap Logon ko kis tarahan bataon?

Bas

Ye teesri suf mai Jo Apne Mohalley k Butt SAHAB Hain.

Un Ki Bachiyon Ko Hi Dekh Len !

Qasam Se Hooren Hain Hooren.



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jao mere gadhey ko pani pila k lao

Chaudhri:

jao mere gadhey ko pani pila k lao.

Sardar:

mere hont dard kr rahe hn

Ch:

To phr kia hua pani he to pilana ha

Sardar:

phurr

phurr

Tere pyo ne krna Ay.?



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AADMI Rakshy Wale Se

AADMI Rakshy Wale Se

Khan Sahab Saddar Jaygea..?

KHAN.

Hamara Khayal Hai Nahi Jayega.

AADMI.

Arey Bhai Saddar Jayega..?

KHAN.

Shayad 2013 Tak Jayega.

AADMI.

Abey Mein Bol Raha Hon Saddar Regal Chowk Jayega?

KHAN.

Ye To Saddar Ka Marzi Hai K Regal Chowk Jaye Ya Banaras Chowk Hum Se Pooch K Thori Jayega.

AADMI.

Abey Ghadhy Tu Sawari Ley K Regal Chowk Jayega?

KHAN.

To Ye Kaho Na, Hum Samjha Tum Us Khabees ZORDARI Ki Baat Kar Raha Hai..



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