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A ghost went for haircut



A ghost went 4 haircut.
Barber said baad me aao, busy ho... ghost said somthng n barbr fainted.
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Sar rakh kr jaa rha hu, baad me le jaaonga.
 



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Pathan Sabzi lene gaya

Pathan Sabzi lene gaya,
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Sabziwala sabzi par pani maar raha tha,
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Kaafi der ho gayi to Pathan bola
Agar sabzi ko
HOSH aa gaya ho to
1 kilo dedo



Added by: Sharjeel     Funny Sms



What is care

What is care?
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Care is the name of honey lotion for dry skin..

Dont get emotional everytime



Added by: Sharjeel     Funny Sms



Rule Of Life



Bindass Life Rule....
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Kisi Se Koi Cheez Mango To Aisa Mango Jese Apna Baap Ki Ho....
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Aur Nahi Mili To Soch Lena Konsa Apna Baap Ki Thi....



Added by: Sharjeel     Funny Sms



2 cheze hak se leni chahiye

Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna. Duniya me kuch mile na mile
2 chije hak se leni chahiye

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1 Samose ke Sath xtra Chatni
Or
2 Golgappe ke Baad Pani



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You are crossing your limits

Judge: U r crossing ur limits.

Lawyer: Kon saala kehta hai?

Judge: How dare u call me saala?

Lawyer: My lord i said kon

Sa Law kehta hai?



Added by: Do0l     Funny Sms



If the whole universe

If the whole universe has no
meaning, we should never have found out
that it has no meaning: just as, if
there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes,
we should never know it was dark. Dark would be without meaning.



Added by: Do0l     Funny Sms



Pick the phone idiot

One ring means i am thinking of u;
two rings means i like u;
three means i miss u;
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four means ..pick d phone idiot!.



Added by: Do0l     Funny Sms



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